Somm as in Sommelier, that is. Skip the line, gain a strategic partner, and get your copy drafted for you within hours. No more extended waiting, stressing about content for your launch, or agonizing over what to write. Simply step on up to the tasting bar and we'll take you through a full flight.
a 1-day vip experience
INSTEAD
of
WRITING
your
COPY
"Some Day"
BOOK
a
SOMM DAY
Now Booking june 2023
You’re not alone if, despite your good intentions, something “more important” always seems to come up that derails you from whipping up that sales page, writing that stack of emails, or finishing that about page you've been meaning to work on. Not to mention, words are hard. We know!
The problem is, it's likely kept you from launching your course, going live with your site, or finally feeling confident in how you present your offerings.
With a taste of strategy and a full glass of well-crafted copy, we're pouring up the deliverable you need most
But you don't need to delay any longer...
—right on the spot.
If you haven't heard of "day rates" or "VIP days" or "studio days", allow us to introduce you to them. They're all the rage in the creative industry at the moment because honestly? They're a total win-win. You get copy you're actually excited to implement that also happens to rake in leads / sales / conversions (whatever your goal), while you spend the day catching up on all the other things that matter to you - whether that's client work, a nail appointment, or quality time with the kids. YOU GET TO DO YOU - no stress needed.
The typical
The real question is...who has time for that!?
HERE'S WHAT'S NOT WORKING
can entail months of waiting or endless attempts at a draft that still has you cringing.
(read: arguably frustrating)
process
process can entail months of waiting or endless attempts at a draft that still has you cringing.
"You enabled me to have true confirmation of my next direction with a complete product I’m truly confident in. I expected to get guidance on my lead messaging - you gave me not one but 3 templates I can use...standing O!"
— ANSHWA LEWIS
"This could be the best 8 hours you've spent on your business in a looooong time!"
Get a Shea McGee style "Dream Home Makeover" (but for your words)
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HERE'S WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:
—all in a day's work.
As our waitlist has gotten longer and prices have gotten higher, we wanted to offer something that meets your more pressing needs and helps you stop procrastinating the copy you needed to get done...like last week...all without sacrificing any of the quality. The Somm Day is here to provide you with high-converting copy, fresh off the vine, in pretty much no time.
introducing...
the
a 1-day vip experience by copy uncorked
SOMM DAY
Upon booking, we'll await completion of your Pre-Somm Day Client Questionnaire. From there, we'll dig into your answers, as well as some initial research & review of your brand voice, existing content, and project goals.
With a very full cup of coffee in hand, the day begins at roughly 9AM. Depending on time zones, we'll meet on Zoom for an approximately hour-long call to review and discuss your client questionnaire, ask a few additional questions, and co-develop a clear direction.
HERE'S HOW
01. VIP Questionnaire
02. A.M. Kickoff Call
A FEW DAYS BEFORE
client interview + strategy
With the day soon-to-be coming to a close, we'll get on a roughly 45-minute closing call to walk through your chosen deliverable in its current state, complete any minor revisions, discuss next steps, and recommendations for further implementation. Finally, we'll wrap-up with a well-earned virtual cheers.
04. Happy Hour Close
recap, deliver & wrap-up
With the day well underway, we'll pause around noon for a 20-minute or so check-in call to ask & answer questions, collaborate, share ideas, and review what's been drafted so far.
03. Mid-Day Check-in
ASSESS COPY DIRECTION & PROGRESS
OUR DAY TOGETHER, AT-A-GLANCE
it all
goes down
A revised & well-formatted website copy draft (for roughly 3 standard pages)
So what can we realistically accomplish?
A brand strategy session followed by a mini Brand Messaging Style Guide
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HERE are FEW EXAMPLES OF WHAT CAN BE DONE IN A DAY
A fully revised / rewritten sales page for your digital product, course, etc.
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A drafted email welcome or nurture sequence that's ready to be implemented
04
A revised mini email promo sequence - or landing page draft(s) + Facebook ad copy
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Just Like the Rare & Highly-Coveted Title of
THERe ARE
...and they're booked on a first-come, first-served basis. Once the dates are filled, they're filled. Whether you're looking for a deep dive of your strategy or intensive copy revisions, together we’ll get things bottled and ready for uncorking. Simply pick the most pressing piece your marketing strategy is missing, and we’ll pour it right up.
2 spots
available in June 2023
“Sommelier"—
Our SOMM DAY Openings Are Limited.
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Runaway Realty
website copy
Friendly, knowledgeable, helpful, witty
Real Estate (Mexico)
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It took me 8 years to find someone like Kaitlyn. I didn't want the wait and I didn't want the months of work. My favorite part was reading the draft for the very first time! I cried! I cried hard! I remember saying, "So this is how it feels!" What an amazing feeling to trust—and I couldn't trust just anyone, I wanted her—I wanted Kaitlyn Parker."
— DANIELLE REAL
"8 years of hard work handed to me in an 8-hour VIP Somm Day experience!"
3-Steps
Choose an available date, pay the initial 50% deposit, and complete your VIP client questionnaire.
BOOK YOUR DAY
We'll touch base 3x over the course of the day, but otherwise, all the work is on us!
enjoy your day
After our wrap-up call, we'll deliver the drafts, toast to a hard day's work, and ensure you're good to go.
celebrate the day
to
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A conversion copywriter and brand strategist who’s worked with well over 100 modern brands & creative entrepreneurs like Paige Brunton, Tonic Site Shop, Elanaloo, and Drop Cap Design. As a certified copywriter with a Master's in Strategic Communications, I’m here to get your words flowing and help you grow your business like a grapevine.
HEY THERE! I’M KAITLYN.
Meet Your Copywriting
Clarification: “Sommelier” is used as a comparative metaphor here. I’m not an actual sommelier and don’t intend to devalue the expertise of these wine pros. Just sayin’!
"Sommelier"
Some of the day is dedicated to prep & research, some is for checking in with us, and the rest is for writing & revising, unless you want to continue talking about strategy.
Deliverables are generally completed to about 90%. There may be some details that need finalizing such as adding testimonials, confirming pricing or bonuses, and other specifics.
You will always be left with a detailed list of what’s left to complete, as well as the option to add-on a half-day or second-day at the respective rate.
SOMM DAY
Take note!
need-to-knows
the
"Your way with words and ability to stay on timeline was my favorite part of working together."
— anshwa, swalarue
You have some ideas, a very rough outline, or an existing draft for us to work with and improve.
You’re available for our client calls the day-of. (we’re on EST with flexibility for an early/late start based on timezones.)
You have a business with defined core offerings and A GENERAL UNDERSTANDING OF YOUR AUDIENCE
You’ve identified a primary copyWRITING-RELATED task you need completed
Check the Following Prerequisites to Ensure Somm Day Success
BOOK YOUR DAY
Check, check?
Then let's make it happen already!
It covers everything! I feel like it’s finally what I want it to be and says all that I want to say. It’s perfect. Thank you SO much!! You are amazing at what you do! (Which I already knew)!!
— CHELSEA, MODERN AGENT SOCIAL CLUB
"So, so happy with the updated website!"
Kaitlyn brought out the most hidden aspects of our business and let our ideas flow! She captured our vision so perfectly and told our story so clearly. We're so excited for this new step in our business and could not have imagined working with any other copywriter! Kaitlyn is the BEST!
— JESSICA, HUGO FILM CO.
"Look no further, Copy Uncorked will work magic on your copywriting needs."
She listens with exquisite power and does in depth homework on your brand and market. She helped us to take a complex brand that had been built organically over many years, and transformed it into a clear and compelling narrative.
— DR. RODDY CARTER
"Her copywriting mastery is inspiring."
TAKE BACK
Finally, you can
your time
and
SAY GOODBYE
to
"SOME DAY."
