A 3-DAY VIP EXPERIENCE
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Instead of Writing Your Copy Some Day,
Book a Somm Day
Somm as in Sommelier, that is. Skip the line, gain a strategic partner, and get your copy drafted for you within days. No more extended waiting, stressing about content for your launch, or agonizing over what to write. Simply step on up to the tasting bar and we'll take you through a full flight.
You’re not alone if, despite your good intentions, something “more important” always seems to come up that derails you from whipping up that sales page, writing that stack of emails, or finishing that about page you've been meaning to work on. Not to mention, words are hard. We know!
The problem is, it's likely kept you from launching your course, going live with your site, or finally feeling confident in how you present your offerings.
BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO DELAY ANY LONGER ...
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Say goodbye to endless attempts at a draft that still has you cringing.
Instead, get copy you're actually excited to implement - and also happens to rake in leads / sales / conversions (whatever your goal may be). It'll be infused with your vision, your voice, your personality— and it's a total win-win.
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Spend the days catching up on all the other things that matter to you.
Whether that's your own client work, a nail appointment, or quality time with the kids. Other than a few calls with Kaitlyn, YOU GET TO DO YOU, knowing serious work is getting done. No stress needed.
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Forget waiting 3+ months for your project start date.
In-demand copywriters come with long lead times. But we've made it possible to get on our books, stat. You can get started as early as this month (or next) with direct, priority booking. Spots are offered 2-months out at a time.
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Get a Shea McGee style "Dream Home Makeover" (for your words), in 3 days.
Seriously, you just can't beat that. Over the span of 3 days, Kaitlyn's energy & expertise will go toward pouring up a major copy deliverable that you can implement as soon as you need to.
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Invest less with the same level of passion, dedication & expertise.
This time-based service gets you in & out the door quicker and at a lower cost than our Signature package. It’s a great option for the more established brand that has clear offerings, some prior data, an identifiable brand voice, and very little time.
The Somm Day
Experience
A 3-day, 1:1 copywriting intensive to
get your words written with purpose & flair
As our waitlist has gotten longer and prices have gotten higher, we wanted to offer something that meets your more pressing needs and helps you stop procrastinating the copy you needed to get done...like last week...all without sacrificing any of the quality. Whether you're looking for a deep dive of your messaging or an overhaul of your web copy, your words will be bottled and ready for uncorking.
INTRODUCING
“Kaitlyn perfectly captured everything I wanted to say in such an eloquent way."
She really paid attention to all the little details of our brand and my favorite part was honestly the little things that I didn't even expect her to do that really take everything to another level. She created a true story for our visitors to invest in, and I know once they read the copy, they won't be able to click the book button fast enough.
SHELBY JOHNSON, SALT HAUS 30A
“I had been feeling so burnt out with my content and literally one session with Athena changed everything.
I'm baby organic authentic skateboard microdosing waistcoat, vinyl sartorial. Bodega boys street art four dollar toast.
— JEN OLMSTEAD
HOW It All GOES Down
Prep / VIP Questionnaire
After booking, you'll receive your Pre-Somm Day Client Questionnaire. From there, we'll dig into your answers, complete initial research & review of your brand voice, audit existing content, and overarching project goals.
Day 1 / Kickoff Call
With a very full cup of coffee in hand, the day begins with a 60-90 min deep dive into your brand via Zoom. We'll ask additional questions and co-develop a clear direction.
Day 2 / Drafting & Check-in
The bulk of your copy is being drafted today! Along with a brief mid-day check-in via Zoom to touch base, chat ideas, and confirm any specific details. You'll later receive your draft via email to read through and share your feedback.
Day 3 / Review, Revise & Wrap
During our 3rd & final Zoom call, we'll review the draft together; discussing your feedback and any additional questions or recommendations. Remaining minor revisions will then be completed followed by cleaning up the draft & delivering it to you with clear next steps and a well-earned virtual cheers!
Taylor GAINED TOTAL CONFIDENCE
“I knew that I would probably be blown away, but I still wasn't prepared for the feeling!”
My confidence in my brand is so much higher after working together. I feel like everything that I communicated was in the final copy- there was not one detail missed! Reading my copy just made me do a whole lot of "wows" because Kaitlyn didn't miss a thing.
DANIELLE HAD ALL THE FEELS (& BETTER SEO)
“8 years of hard work handed to me in an 8-hour VIP Somm Day Experience!”
It took me 8 years to find someone like Kaitlyn. I didn't want the wait and I didn't want the months of work. My favorite part was reading the draft for the very first time! I cried! I cried hard! I remember saying, "So this is how it feels!" What an amazing feeling to trust—and I couldn't trust just anyone, I wanted her—I wanted Kaitlyn Parker."
Jessica FOUND RELIEF & RESULTS
"I'll never get over how incredible of an experience it was!"
I am truly drawn to the way Kaitlyn was able to really convey who I am and my brand through her words. It was so amazing to see it all come to life and really resonate with everything she had written. It's truly me. I'm still baffled by how much she gathered with only three meetings. I was so nervous before because I've never done anything like this and now I just feel really relieved. Just hire her and don't think twice! Having my entire website copy done for me in a week is a feeling unlike any other and I'd trust Kaitlyn a million times over.
You have some ideas,
a very rough outline, or an existing draft / live site for us to work with
and improve.
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You're available for
our 3 calls the week of—
we're on EST & can
flex slightly based
on your timezone.
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You have a business with defined core offerings & a general understanding
of your ideal audience.
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You've identified
a primary copywriting-related task to be worked on during your day.
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Check to all 4?
Then let's make
it happen already!
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YOUR COPYWRITING "SOMMELIER"
MEET
KAITLYN
CU's CEO, lead conversion copywriter, and creative director who’s worked with 200+ modern brands & creative entrepreneurs such as Paige Brunton, Tonic Site Shop, Elanaloo, and Drop Cap Design. As a certified copywriter with a Master's in Strategic Communications, she's here to get your words flowing and help you grow your business like a grapevine.
Clarification: “Sommelier” is used as a comparative metaphor here. Kaitlyn is not an actual sommelier and we don't intend to devalue the expertise of these wine pros. Just sayin’!
Take Note of These
Need-to-Knows
Some of the day is dedicated to prep & research, some is for checking in with you, and the rest is for writing & revising, unless you want to continue talking about strategy.
Deliverables are generally completed to about 90%. There may be some details that need finalizing such as adding testimonials, confirming pricing or bonuses, and other specifics.
You will always be left with a detailed list of what’s left to complete, as well as the option to add-on a half-day or second-day at the respective rate.
A revised & well-formatted website copy draft (for roughly 3 to 5 standard pages)
So what can we realistically accomplish?
A brand strategy session followed by a mini Brand Messaging Style Guide
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HERE are FEW EXAMPLES OF WHAT CAN BE DONE IN 3 DAYs
A fully revised / rewritten sales page for your digital product, course, etc.
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A drafted email welcome or nurture sequence that's ready to be implemented
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A revised mini email promo sequence - or landing page draft(s) + Facebook ad copy
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BROWSE
Projects
From hospitality to finance and wedding photography to web design,
browse our breadth of work, each written in a day.
TAKE BACK YOUR TIME
and Say Goodbye
TO SOME DAY
Just like the rare & highly coveted title of Sommelier, these Somm Day spots are limited. Booked on a first-come, first-served basis, once the dates are filled, they're filled. Simply pick the most pressing piece of copy your marketing strategy is missing, and we’ll pour it right up.
DONE IN 3 EASY STEPS
Book
Choose an available start date & pay the initial 50% deposit. The balance is due the final day of your service.
Sit Back
Complete your questionnaire and we'll touch base 3x over the course of our 3 days together. Beyond that, all the work is on us!
Celebrate
After our final call, we'll deliver the edited draft, toast to a hard day's work, and ensure you're good to go.
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