A 1-DAY VIP EXPERIENCE
Somm as in Sommelier, that is. Skip the line, gain a strategic partner, and get your copy drafted for you within hours. No more extended waiting, stressing about content for your launch, or agonizing over what to write. Simply step on up to the tasting bar and we'll take you through a full flight.
With a taste of strategy and a full glass of well-crafted copy, we're pouring up the deliverable you need most —right on the spot.
You’re not alone if, despite your good intentions, something “more important” always seems to come up that derails you from whipping up that sales page, writing that stack of emails, or finishing that about page you've been meaning to work on. Not to mention, words are hard. We know!
The problem is, it's likely kept you from launching your course, going live with your site, or finally feeling confident in how you present your offerings.
BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO DELAY ANY LONGER ...
Instead, get copy you're actually excited to implement - and also happens to rake in leads / sales / conversions (whatever your goal may be). It'll be infused with your vision, your voice, your personality— and it's a total win-win.
Whether that's client work, a nail appointment, or quality time with the kids. Other than a few calls with Kaitlyn, YOU GET TO DO YOU, knowing serious work is getting done. No stress needed.
In-demand copywriters come with long lead times. But we've made it possible to get on our books, stat. You can get started as early as this month (or next) with direct, priority booking. Spots are offered 2-months out at a time.
Seriously, you just can't beat that. All of the day's effort will go toward pouring up a near-completed major copy deliverable that you can implement as soon as you need to.
This time-based service gets you in & out the door quicker and at a slightly lower cost than our Signature package. It’s a great option for the more established brand that has clear offerings, some prior data, an identifiable brand voice, and very little time.
A 1-day, 1;1 copywriting intensive to
get your words written with purpose & flair
As our waitlist has gotten longer and prices have gotten higher, we wanted to offer something that meets your more pressing needs and helps you stop procrastinating the copy you needed to get done...like last week...all without sacrificing any of the quality. Whether you're looking for a deep dive of your strategy or intensive copy revisions, together we’ll get things bottled and ready for uncorking.
“Kaitlyn perfectly captured everything I wanted to say in such an eloquent way."
She really paid attention to all the little details of our brand and my favorite part was honestly the little things that I didn't even expect her to do that really take everything to another level. She created a true story for our visitors to invest in, and I know once they read the copy, they won't be able to click the book button fast enough.
SHELBY JOHNSON, SALT HAUS 30A
“I had been feeling so burnt out with my content and literally one session with Athena changed everything.
I'm baby organic authentic skateboard microdosing waistcoat, vinyl sartorial. Bodega boys street art four dollar toast.
— JEN OLMSTEAD
After booking, you'll receive your Pre-Somm Day Client Questionnaire. From there, we'll dig into your answers, as well as some initial research & review of your brand voice, existing content, and project goals.
With a very full cup of coffee in hand, the day begins at with a 60-75 min deep dive into your brand via Zoom. We'll ask additional questions and co-develop a clear direction.
With the day well underway, we'll pause for a roughly 20-minute check-in call to touch base, chat ideas, and confirm any specific details &/or preferences.
You'll then receive your draft via email and join our 3rd and final Zoom call of the day. Together, we'll walk through your Doc, complete any minor revisions, discuss next steps, and recommendations for further implementation. To close? A well-earned virtual cheers and 24-hours to finish reviewing.
ANSHWA GAINED TOTAL CONFIDENCE
“This could be the best 8 hours you've spent on your business in a loooong time.”
You enabled me to have true confirmation of my next direction with a complete product I’m truly confident in. I expected to get guidance on my lead messaging - you gave me not one but 3 templates I can use...standing O!
DANIELLE HAD ALL THE FEELS (& BETTER SEO)
“8 years of hard work handed to me in an 8-hour VIP Somm Day Experience!”
It took me 8 years to find someone like Kaitlyn. I didn't want the wait and I didn't want the months of work. My favorite part was reading the draft for the very first time! I cried! I cried hard! I remember saying, "So this is how it feels!" What an amazing feeling to trust—and I couldn't trust just anyone, I wanted her—I wanted Kaitlyn Parker."
MICHELLE FOUND RELIEF & RESULTS
“Totally worth the investment and stress taken off of your shoulder."
I liked how easy the Somm Day was. It didn't take much time for me to prepare and the day of, I was able to still work & get stuff done. I feel a lot less stressed now when looking at my site. I'm notoriously someone who will want to change things on their site every month or so but I feel like I can sit back and relax now. Website visitors went up 8%.
You have some ideas,
a very rough outline, or an existing draft / live site for us to work with
01 / 04
You're available for
our 3 calls the day-of—
we're on EST & can
flex slightly based
on your timezone.
02 / 04
You have a business with defined core offerings & a general understanding
of your ideal audience.
03 / 04
a primary copywriting-related task to be worked on during your day.
04 / 04
Check to all 4?
Then let's make
it happen already!
YOUR COPYWRITING "SOMMELIER"
CU's CEO, lead conversion copywriter, and creative director who’s worked with 200+ modern brands & creative entrepreneurs such as Paige Brunton, Tonic Site Shop, Elanaloo, and Drop Cap Design. As a certified copywriter with a Master's in Strategic Communications, she's here to get your words flowing and help you grow your business like a grapevine.
Clarification: “Sommelier” is used as a comparative metaphor here. Kaitlyn is not an actual sommelier and we don't intend to devalue the expertise of these wine pros. Just sayin’!
Take Note of These
Some of the day is dedicated to prep & research, some is for checking in with you, and the rest is for writing & revising, unless you want to continue talking about strategy.
Deliverables are generally completed to about 90%. There may be some details that need finalizing such as adding testimonials, confirming pricing or bonuses, and other specifics.
You will always be left with a detailed list of what’s left to complete, as well as the option to add-on a half-day or second-day at the respective rate.
A revised & well-formatted website copy draft (for roughly 3 standard pages)
So what can we realistically accomplish?
A brand strategy session followed by a mini Brand Messaging Style Guide
A fully revised / rewritten sales page for your digital product, course, etc.
A drafted email welcome or nurture sequence that's ready to be implemented
A revised mini email promo sequence - or landing page draft(s) + Facebook ad copy
From hospitality to finance and wedding photography to web design,
browse our breadth of work, each written in a day.
only 1 spot left in 2023!
Just like the rare & highly coveted title of Sommelier, these Somm Day spots are limited. Booked on a first-come, first-served basis, once the dates are filled, they're filled. Simply pick the most pressing piece of copy your marketing strategy is missing, and we’ll pour it right up.
Choose an available date, and pay the initial 50% deposit. The balance is due the day of your service.
Complete your questionnaire and we'll touch base 3x over the course of the day. Beyond that, all the work is on us!
After our wrap-up call, we'll deliver the draft, toast to a hard day's work, and ensure you're good to go.