Somm as in Sommelier, that is. Skip the line, gain a strategic partner, and get your copy drafted for you within hours. No more extended waiting, stressing about content for your launch, or agonizing over what to write. Simply step on up to the tasting bar and we'll take you through a full flight. 

a 1-day vip experience

INSTEAD

of

WRITING

your

COPY

"Some Day"

BOOK

a

SOMM DAY

Now Booking june 2023

You’re not alone if, despite your good intentions, something “more important” always seems to come up that derails you from whipping up that sales page, writing that stack of emails, or finishing that about page you've been meaning to work on. Not to mention, words are hard. We know!

The problem is, it's likely kept you from launching your course, going live with your site, or finally feeling confident in how you present your offerings.

With a taste of strategy and a full glass of well-crafted copy, we're pouring up the deliverable you need most

But you don't need to delay any longer...

—right on the spot.

If you haven't heard of "day rates" or "VIP days" or "studio days", allow us to introduce you to them. They're all the rage in the creative industry at the moment because honestly? They're a total win-win. You get copy you're actually excited to implement that also happens to rake in leads / sales / conversions (whatever your goal), while you spend the day catching up on all the other things that matter to you - whether that's client work, a nail appointment, or quality time with the kids. YOU GET TO DO YOU - no stress needed.

The typical

The real question is...who has time for that!?

HERE'S WHAT'S NOT WORKING

can entail months of waiting or endless attempts at a draft that still has you cringing.

(read: arguably frustrating)

process

process can entail months of waiting or endless attempts at a draft that still has you cringing.

"You enabled me to have true confirmation of my next direction with a complete product I’m truly confident in. I expected to get guidance on my lead messaging - you gave me not one but 3 templates I can use...standing O!"

— ANSHWA LEWIS

"This could be the best 8 hours you've spent on your business in a looooong time!"

As our waitlist has gotten longer and prices have gotten higher, we wanted to offer something that meets your more pressing needs and helps you stop procrastinating the copy you needed to get done...like last week...all without sacrificing any of the quality. The Somm Day is here to provide you with high-converting copy, fresh off the vine, in pretty much no time. 

introducing...

the

a 1-day vip experience by copy uncorked

SOMM DAY

Upon booking, we'll await completion of your Pre-Somm Day Client Questionnaire. From there, we'll dig into your answers, as well as some initial research & review of your brand voice, existing content, and project goals.

With a very full cup of coffee in hand, the day begins at roughly 9AM. Depending on time zones, we'll meet on Zoom for an approximately hour-long call to review and discuss your client questionnaire, ask a few additional questions, and co-develop a clear direction.

HERE'S HOW

01. VIP Questionnaire

02. A.M. Kickoff Call 

A FEW DAYS BEFORE

client interview + strategy

With the day soon-to-be coming to a close, we'll get on a roughly 45-minute closing call to walk through your chosen deliverable in its current state, complete any minor revisions, discuss next steps, and recommendations for further implementation. Finally, we'll wrap-up with a well-earned virtual cheers.

04. Happy Hour Close

recap, deliver & wrap-up

With the day well underway, we'll pause around noon for a 20-minute or so check-in call to ask & answer questions, collaborate, share ideas, and review what's been drafted so far. 

03. Mid-Day Check-in

ASSESS COPY DIRECTION & PROGRESS

OUR DAY TOGETHER, AT-A-GLANCE

it all

goes down

A revised & well-formatted website copy draft (for roughly 3 standard pages)

So what can we realistically accomplish?

A brand strategy session followed by a mini Brand Messaging Style Guide 

01

02

HERE are FEW EXAMPLES OF WHAT CAN BE DONE IN A DAY

A fully revised / rewritten sales page for your digital product, course, etc.

03

A drafted email welcome or nurture sequence that's ready to be implemented

04

A revised mini email promo sequence - or landing page draft(s) + Facebook ad copy

05

Ready to Get Your Copy Crafted?

book your day

$3500/Day

choose your deliverable for:

Just Like the Rare & Highly-Coveted Title of 

THERe ARE

...and they're booked on a first-come, first-served basis. Once the dates are filled, they're filled. Whether you're looking for a deep dive of your strategy or intensive copy revisions, together we’ll get things bottled and ready for uncorking. Simply pick the most pressing piece your marketing strategy is missing, and we’ll pour it right up.

2 spots

available in June 2023

“Sommelier"—

Our SOMM DAY Openings Are Limited.

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tasting notes

crafted in a day

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Elevated, inviting, thoughtful

Hospitality

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Sensible, helpful, wise

Finance

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Thereafter

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Fun, friendly, casual

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Michelle Marie

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Down-to-earth, clear, encouraging

Website Design

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Friendly, knowledgeable, helpful, witty

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Professional, warm, grounded

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Danielle Real

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Emotional, kind, connected

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It took me 8 years to find someone like Kaitlyn. I didn't want the wait and I didn't want the months of work. My favorite part was reading the draft for the very first time! I cried! I cried hard! I remember saying, "So this is how it feels!" What an amazing feeling to trust—and I couldn't trust just anyone, I wanted her—I wanted Kaitlyn Parker."

— DANIELLE REAL

"8 years of hard work handed to me in an 8-hour VIP Somm Day experience!"

3-Steps

Choose an available date, pay the initial 50% deposit, and complete your VIP client questionnaire.

BOOK YOUR DAY

We'll touch base 3x over the course of the day, but otherwise, all the work is on us!

enjoy your day

After our wrap-up call, we'll deliver the drafts, toast to a hard day's work, and ensure you're good to go.

celebrate the day

to

BOOKED

A conversion copywriter and brand strategist who’s worked with well over 100 modern brands & creative entrepreneurs like Paige Brunton, Tonic Site Shop, Elanaloo, and Drop Cap Design. As a certified copywriter with a Master's in Strategic Communications, I’m here to get your words flowing and help you grow your business like a grapevine.

HEY THERE! I’M KAITLYN.

Meet Your Copywriting

Clarification: “Sommelier” is used as a comparative metaphor here. I’m not an actual sommelier and don’t intend to devalue the expertise of these wine pros. Just sayin’!

"Sommelier"

Some of the day is dedicated to prep & research, some is for checking in with us, and the rest is for writing & revising, unless you want to continue talking about strategy.

Deliverables are generally completed to about 90%. There may be some details that need finalizing such as adding testimonials, confirming pricing or bonuses, and other specifics.
 
You will always be left with a detailed list of what’s left to complete, as well as the option to add-on a half-day or second-day at the respective rate.

SOMM DAY

Take note!

need-to-knows

the

"Your way with words and ability to stay on timeline was my favorite part of working together." 

— anshwa, swalarue

You have some ideas, a very rough outline, or an existing draft for us to work with and improve.

You’re available for our client calls the day-of. (we’re on EST with flexibility for an early/late start based on timezones.)

You have a business with defined core offerings and A GENERAL UNDERSTANDING OF YOUR AUDIENCE

You’ve identified a primary copyWRITING-RELATED task you need completed

Check the Following Prerequisites to Ensure Somm Day Success

BOOK YOUR DAY

Check, check? 

Then let's make it happen already!

It covers everything! I feel like it’s finally what I want it to be and says all that I want to say. It’s perfect. Thank you SO much!! You are amazing at what you do! (Which I already knew)!! 

— CHELSEA, MODERN AGENT SOCIAL CLUB

"So, so happy with the updated website!"

Kaitlyn brought out the most hidden aspects of our business and let our ideas flow! She captured our vision so perfectly and told our story so clearly. We're so excited for this new step in our business and could not have imagined working with any other copywriter! Kaitlyn is the BEST!   

— JESSICA, HUGO FILM CO.

"Look no further, Copy Uncorked will work magic on your copywriting needs."

She listens with exquisite power and does in depth homework on your brand and market. She helped us to take a complex brand that had been built organically over many years, and transformed it into a clear and compelling narrative.

— DR. RODDY CARTER

"Her copywriting mastery is inspiring." 

TAKE BACK

Finally, you can

 your time 

 and

SAY GOODBYE

 to

"SOME DAY."

Intrigued But Have Questions?

CLICK BELOW TO GET THE A'S TO the most common Q'S.

01. WHAT HAPPENS IF MY PROJECT DOESN'T GET FINISHED?

To be fair, realistic expectations are essential here. We’re still in favor of high-quality over hurried. Some projects will require two Somm Days or a bit of additional work to follow, but we promise you’ll have a juicy first draft and something tangible to walk away with!

02. WHY BOOK A SOMM DAY VERSUS A STANDARD PACKAGE?

Call us biased, but they’re all great options, so it just depends on which one is right for you at the right time. As mentioned above, we generally run about a 2 to 4 month waitlist, so this gets you in the door much faster and at a slightly lower cost than our packaged services. It’s also a great option for the more established brand that has clear offerings, some prior data, an identifiable brand voice, and very little time.
 
However, here are a few reasons why a fuller 1x1 package might be better for you:

- It includes more in-depth research, surveying, and customer interviews for more powerful, conversion-driven copy

- Our package, "The Signature", is an entirely comprehensive brand messaging AND website copywriting project (whereas a Somm Day gets you a little bit less than 1 OR the other).

- You can align your project timeline with a broader project like a rebrand, sales funnel, or a more involved launch

- It includes collaboration with designers &/or a wireframe of your copy

- More time spent working together gives your copy a longer “aging” time—aka more opportunity for revisions, review & testing to ensure we get it just right

If you're still feeling torn, reach out at hello@copyuncorked.com and we'd be happy to further discuss the best option for you.

03. WHAT TYPE OF BUSINESSES DO YOU WORK WITH?

This experience is specifically crafted to serve:

- Service-based or product-based businesses
- Course creators, coaches, online educators
- Agencies or studios without an in-house copy team
- A wide-range of new and established brands

04. ARE THERE PAYMENT PLANS OR IS PAYMENT DUE IN FULL?

A 50% deposit is required at the time of booking your Somm Day Experience. Given the short turnaround, an invoice with the remaining 50% will be sent to you via email and is due in full by the end of the day of your service. 

05. the available dates don't work for me. what can i do?

Get in touch at kaitlyn@copyuncorked.com with your interest and a couple of dates that work for you and we'd be happy to see what we can make happen.

Ready to Get Your Copy Crafted?

book your day

$3500/Day

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